Evil Clown

Free Party


Haven't posted in a while. So may as well start back by playing a free party.
  • Current Music
    Naughty Boy/Visual Contact
Evil Clown

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Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from phink.

galadin is stalking phink
galadin’s REAL name : Yolande Magettigan
galadin’s REAL DOB : 10th September 1976
Height :156 cm Weight : 73.0 kg
galadin has dreamt about you : 13 times
galadin became interested in you : 21st January 2005
galadin’s latest dream about you
phink is awoken by the heavy breathing of galadin who is sitting on your bed stroking a fat ginger cat. Your stalker winks at you and pat’s you on the groin whilst you attempt to cower in horror beneath your bed linen.
This is how galadin describes your relationship behind your back
‘I thought it was love. But obviously it wasn’t. phink told me that never wanted to see me ever again. Suicide is the only option now. Goodbye sweet world.’
galadin’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
galadin enjoys collecting phink’s dead pets for a living.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
galadin made the bizarre decision to have one of their eyeball’s removed especially for you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Marry me darling. Move in with me. I will do your laundry. I will raise the children! I will do anything to be your soulmate. Do you need a hip? How about a new set of teeth? Anything that is mine will soon be yours.

The Police
No. calls to the police : 7 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Ah fuck it not again. Look galadin you little bastard, get your fucking head out of my bin or else I’m phoning the cops. Right that’s fucking it! Hello police? Yes it’s galadin again. The little shit-stirrer."
galadin’s Police File
If I was an old lady in this city I would be shitting myself in the knowledge that galadin is roaming the streets.

Testimonies about galadin
jedipimp - Suicidal wreck
‘It just goes to show that the world is full of sick, twisted perverts. I’m gonna fucking kill galadin!’
browneyedmischa - Stone dead tripper
‘Jesus fuck! You’ve got to be joking?!??! galadin? A pervert? It’s quite funny now I think about it. What an idiot!’
randwulf - Balding slut
‘Fucks sake! galadin’s been stitched up, that phink has always been a right scheming fucker. It’s a disgrace.’
roxyjive - Drunken Posse
‘How depressing. I feel sorry for phink, he’s kind as fuck to a fault. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.'’

  • Current Music
Cute DJ

Eclipse 2006

I am happy to say that Eclipse never disappoints. (http://www.eclipsefestival.com/) The land it is held on is fantastic. There is a great river that runs through the property just beside the chill out stage that offers great daytime fun. The deco around the stage is always top notch. The sound system is crystal clear and usually turned up to 11. The people that attend are fantastic and friendly. There seems to be very little of the sketch factor. This year we had an incredibly large Toronto camp site. We had a top notch camp site with a giant tarped shaded area for the day. Due to our shaded area we had alot of visitors and were able to meet lots of new people (that is always great). Set of the weekend for me would have to be Shane Gobi who played from 5am-830am Sat morning. Its a shame we have to wait a year for the next one. Here is a link to a big batch of photos http://www.rave.ca/?s=photos_event&e=8414
  • Current Music
    Don't Rock My Boat/Penta
Evil Clown

Stollen from Mulletslayer

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Flip Euclid (pet + street name was porn star name when i heard this before)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Alcid Mars

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name)

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, favorite color)
Frenchie Orange

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
George Toronto

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)

7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Egroeg Tnallag

8. PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, father's middle initial, street you grew up on)
George J Ellesemere

9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, an automoblie you have)
The Orange Rat Fink

10. JEWISH NAME:(first 3 letters of your full first name-RI, favorite color-Stein,Berg,or enthal)
Greri Orangeberg

11. GHETTO NAME: (First two letters of your first name + -Shawn/Quan/Ron/Quita/Niqua, last name of whatever president is on the currency you pull out of your pocket)
Grniqua Washington
  • Current Music
    Jon Wayn
Evil Clown


Hey all just a heads up to some fun drunkin times to be had tonight.

Southern Accent’s Mardi Gras Mayhem join our Mardi Gras Cajun House Party on Fat Tuesday, February 28th, 2006. Swamperella, Toronto's favorite Cajun-style dance band, starts at 9:30pm no cover. Dress up and come party with us. Regular menu for dinner upstairs, party down stairs. Crawfish boil to sample. Prizes and Surprises. $25 Psychic readings available
595 Markham Street
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
M6G 2L7

Phone: 416 536 3211
Fax: 416 536 3548
Toll Free 877 295 1119 (Canada Only)

For all those unfamiliar with Southern Accent this is where I use to spend 5 nights a week at, and I celebrate my Birthday here every year. The bourbon sours are to die for.